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Monday, July 21, 2025

Status of Collapse ‘FLORIDA RETIREMENT IS MURDER’ One Year After

 


American Artist Author Kris Courtney

Available for Immediate Release:  Florida




Reference:

FTC Matter/File Number 1910129 1910130

Civil Action Number 2:23-cv-01495


To whom it may concern;

This letter is being sent Cc: to all parties mentioned for reference and condition of the criminal/civil violation of Federal Law Antitrust & Fair Trade against my publishing, promotional and artistry efforts surrounding the International Best-Selling Novel ‘FLORIDA RETIREMENT IS MURDER’ that occurred on June 18, 2024 and continues to be actively assaulted & harmed by illicit actions mentioned below.


Per the previous and ongoing update information, I wish to address AMAZON / GOOGLE / META Administration, Executive Management, Regional and Technical Staff responsible for the Administration, Execution and Direct involvement of both AI(Artificial Intelligence) and SOP(Standard Operating Procedure) illicit actions taken against my brand in both economic and illegal political censorship, professional harm, theft of resources leading to personal bankruptcy and that of a purposeful administrative policy exploit towards an elder gentleman artist and author of 65 years of age.


I am absolutely convinced that this letter will be shuffled now, through a politically motivated and corrupt organization that fails to place human assessment and worships administrative and technological actions of a facility or business model designed for accumulation of money and power! Yet in the anticipation that there is a singular who distinguishes between maltreatment and integrity, I submit this evidence of catastrophic economic and personal impact your undeviating actions have caused myself as I am attempting to supplement a retired Social Security life of limitation, hope and dreams. It is with sincere prayer that an open mind, gentle heart, clean soul exists on the other end of this letter. I have doubt…


For Clarity Purpose Only – I am a man who was born with multiple amputations, birth defects and deformities that required my life to become that example of a ‘St Jude’ referenced child in 1959. With over 20+ surgeries by age of ten, I was able to walk. Albeit I never wore a regular shoe till age 12 and the ongoing discriminative error of those who cannot see past my limping gait or that of my deformed hands and amputations, age related defects in mobility and now severe poverty, life is about Ability! The ultimate ability to overcome obstacles visible and manageable to view and toil around or develop a method of wellbeing to adapt is all that I am able to focus upon in my retired age now and always!


However, when the force of a malicious or negative motive is attacking from the perspective of Greed, Envy or the actual ‘Love of Money’, then the battle is no-longer a human experience capable of fair and equal opportunity. It then becomes that of an obstinate soul sickness and takes on an identity of that which is beyond spiritual or common decency. It becomes a hateful and a decisive action taken with either direct or indirect consequences! And the real test of mortality to that is whether an individual is capable of a rigorous righteousness to act accordingly and carry a Moral Responsibility !?


These are the questions and terms I ask myself when loving, caring, respecting or acting towards another person or effort and check my motives on what the penalty is to follow? It is a characteristic of Fairness and Altruistic life that yields a full heart and clean soul!


With all this being said, it was without precedence when the collapse of 2020 occurred from a SCAMDEMIC of both political greed and global assault that has since been and continues to become exposed on the world stage. With power comes error in judgement, gluttony, ignorance and failure! I understand this because I too once felt power of self-indulgence. Thank God I had a collapse of spirit when I was younger than later. I pray who may still be reading this letter and in full realm of your own power struggle that your event in life comes sooner rather than later… You’ll understand when it happens, we all have them! Some of us survive to build again. And in 2019 after 20 years of success as an International Artist and then an Award-Winning Screenplay and Film Development, that portion of my life was stolen away by cowards and thugs who wear suits too


After a year of depression, I left Florida to return to the cold of Indiana which was a home of origin. I resigned, life was full circle so I thought and it was time to surrender. As a creative individual that sedentary isolation was not an obtainable option for me but more so, the cold weather was placing my legs and feet at risk of finally being taken off, thus the decline of my physical hope to be a free man… It was in 2022 that I crafted and wrote this Novel from laughter, humor and jovial roots of my life long travels in the free state of Florida. 


With ARC reviews clearly identifying the strength of this publication, I decided that it would best serve to once again, pull myself up to return to Florida and promote, live and revive my life! After over 300 submissions to NYC Agencies, Agents and Publishers with ridiculous greedy offers, I made a choice to publish this new book under a ‘Micro-Publisher’ umbrella – KCProduction. Primed to do so, I sold off my home in Indiana and used almost 30,000 of my own money for promotional material, Author Engagements and Appearances, Solicitation, Travel and Release of Content.


In April of 2023 GOOGLE announced through an AI listing that this was the “Breakout Fiction for Cozy Mystery Readers Everywhere”. 


The accolades began to appear in rapid succession with Award nominations and the December 2023 recognition for the Award-Winning Audiobook as ‘Best Cozy Mystery Team’ of 2023! The chart and sales began to surface in both domestic and global. United Kingdom, Canada and Australia leading the path, in the Spring of 2024 the corruption of the Amazon Ranking System, Collusion and Monopolizing efforts that violated Fair Trade Law began to appear in blatant means. The GOOGLE Post previously mentioned was removed, the daily ranking in ‘Search would often times be drastically reduced and the website SEO records started to become pushed back into secondary and third page results. These actions are now still becoming more and more visible that a person, agency and administrative act were directly targeting my publishing and success. Somewhere, someone was actually making a choice to attack a disable senior gentleman who built a better ‘Mousetrap of a book! And clearly, these keyboard cowards are not fooling anyone!


Some of this following information may be repetitive and my hope is that there is a place of courage, strength and core value for the individual reading this to continue!?


In April of 2024 ‘Hatebomb’ book reviews began to appear in rapid succession on the manipulated and corrupt website ‘Goodreads’. This website was once used in good faith, honest to a point and a welcomed resource. Clearly that administrative policy has changed and the multiple documented cases prove that AMAZON has become a manipulative and dishonest mechanism and distanced from the original Mission Statement that originated in a garage once by a self-funded effort… The attacks became so severe that once a Five Star Book Review would appear (2-4 a week at this stage with only a few honest fan reviews below 4) that the higher the book climbed the charts, the more aggressive the attacks. One such fake review still exists on the Amazon listing that used an Algorithm means to place key wording into the listing to lower the ranking and ratings. At the time of that attack, the book was cresting into 4.7 out of a 5.0 rating and inside the TOP 100 on almost all category related lists.


On June 18, 2024 in the afternoon, the book was aggressively selling and royalties appeared to become accelerated to push past the $500 monthly range(@ .80cents royalty sale avg.) for the first time since release aimed towards and ranked on most TOP Seller Lists'. It was the “hump” that I was praying for and the Fans were all excited and shouting from the roof tops of the success online, social media and beyond. It was then that CAA(Creative Arts Agency) solicited and requested to open a conversation for the TV & Film Rights indicating the 'principle' had the information and would be in touch!! Albeit now knowing that the Social Media platforms too were politically corrupt and in alignment with the next event to take place and harm my life directly!


At midnight that night, after multiple emails fighting to get AMAZON to remove the False/Fake/Corrupt HATEBOMB reviews, the Paperback(ASIN: B0BRDPJXPM) version of the Amazon listing was Banned and Removed in the United States – ONLY!! In addition, over 30+ VERIFIED 5Star Reviews removed. The book had crest that night from the huge bump in sales(ALL CHART RECORDS & Digital Footprint Data Available) from a 4.7/5 and was Ranked 8th in Canada and 21st on Planet Earth in the Genre. The product was completely Censored in the US, Total Product Collapse, Loss of Income Immediately Imposed – STOLEN !!


The next morning, GOOGLE sends a message “Your Website has received Higher than ‘PREDICTED’ Traffic and we have limited access”…  META follows up in a few days “We have stopped recommending your Page”…


Perspective – I am a gentleman who was surviving on about $300 a month disposable (on a good month) in 2023/24. I put EVERYTHING I had into this – I Put Everything I had the ABILITY to do into my Talent & Self, God Given Talent & Belief of Good! The Royalties were a supplement that began to allow my lifework to survive above the level of deep poverty and WHEN the time comes that my legs are amputated the rest of the way off; I would have resources to live with the dignity of knowing I made a living for myself and the legacy for my Grandchildren! Instead, I lost everything and forced to file Re-org Bankruptcy on 50k and lost it all… I lost my livelihood as a result of AI(Artificial Ignorance), an Admin Action, a Greedy Organization, Individual Mental Illness and manipulation that used a keyboard to kill another human being…


Since this illicit evil action that(responsible party involved) perhaps You and your Boss, your coworker or the foolish actions of a politically motivated individual took, I have been unable to recover. The CAA (Creative Arts Agency) request for the Film/TV rights has gone silent. The ranking continues to be manipulated and throttle down to 4.2 (Magically anything at 4.5 elevates the Listing – But you already knew that) as shown in the example on February 12, 2025 when a 5 star review was finally visible and within 1 hour – a FAKE ACCOUNT, False HATEBOMB review took the value of a 5star to null.  What a Cowardly action and predictable… Whoever the undisciplined and distorted individual was that executed that evil action was, they are not very accountable to the values of integrity or honesty – FACT !!  You are not hiding or unknown…


As this letter began, it will end with noted recognition and Cc: of the FTC (Federal Trade Commission) DOJ (Department of Justice) and All Federal Contacts and Recording Accounts that have been monitoring, collecting and oversight of the illegal harm that was taken against my life! All of this is directly related to my Political Faith both online and in print! My Artistry and the Painting ACT is as clear as possible – GOD BLESS AMERICA !!


Summary, I believed in myself and my ability as an author. You took that away! I made a life altering change to protect myself in my final years of life! You took that away! I am severely harmed, bankrupt and attempting to survive now with close to no disposable income available. I eat rice and crackers with cheese often… You may have laughed at that and if so, may God have Mercy on your Soul!! Your Agency is a Liar, a Thief and Coward who attacked a gentleman author who wrote ONE BOOK! A cozy snowbird comedy publication that gives laughter, joy and fun to the audience that was better than the competition and was out pacing the entire genre. In a world full of opportunity, it almost resembles the idea of since you can't compete in your own lane, cheat...  'Sound familiar 


This letter is a preset to future reference for factual content, historical documentation and accountability of individual(s), corporation, profit & otherwise organizational entities to be held responsible for harm, conditional, direct and indirect neglect, tort, liability and damages related. Projected value of monetary harm imposed continues to be calculated by duration of acts of Antitrust, Illegal Fair Trade and Criminal or Civil injury based upon economic damages.


Financial 'Projected/Forecast' Damage/Impact Current & Est:

Cost of Goods Sold:        50,000

2024 Predicted Sales:        25,000

2025 Estimated Sales:        100,000

2025 FILM/TV Option:        500,000

Post Production Est:        10,500,000

Emotional/Stress Harm:        5,000,000

Total Harm Imposed Estimate:    16,175,000




Sincerely,


Kris Courtney


FLORIDA RETIREMENT IS MURDER

www.cozycomedymystery.com


PS: Karma is Real (But you already knew that too…)


Cc:  FTC, DOJ, FBI, United States Administration, Esq.



Tuesday, May 13, 2025

Central Florida's most colorfully quirky community

 

Florida Retirement Is Murder

An Award-Winning Cozy Comedy Mystery by Kris Courtney



Dive into the whimsical world of Florida Retirement Is Murder, where retirement isn't just about rest and relaxation but an unexpected adventure into the heart of Central Florida's most colorfully quirky community. 

Follow Stewart Johnson, a recently widowed retiree, as he navigates the hilarious antics of his fellow snowbirds in a gated retirement community filled with mystery and laughter. Mischievous Community of Snowbirds who refuse to act like grown-ups...The mystery is particularly well designed and developed with many twists and turns. Florida Retirement is Murder celebrates the joy of retirement with characters that will have you pausing your read to finish laughing, and tells an engaging mystery adventure whilst doing it. It is a book that is highly recommended to all readers.




Tuesday, January 9, 2024

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FLORIDA RETIREMENT IS MURDER 

Award Winning Cozy Mystery



American Artist & Author Kris Courtney


www.kriscourtney.com





Wednesday, April 12, 2023

Author Appearance in Paducah Kentucky

 

FLORIDA RETIREMENT IS MURDER

Sooooo Excited - 4 Weeks Away ๐Ÿ”ฅ⚡️๐Ÿ’ฅ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I look forward to seeing long time Friends and New Fans in Paducah, Kentucky on May 13th for this event - Paducah Kentucky - Book Signing 'Florida Retirement Is Murder'


Be Sure to Get your Copy online at #Amazon or #BarnesandNoble - Limited Quantity available at the event! Special Drawing for Gift & Free #Bookmarks with every purchase! 'Wake Up, Earl!™" 


See ya there and check out the Link below!

Kris Courtney

Sunday, March 26, 2023

Gratitude & Blessings

 Thank You !!

We had a Great Response to the "Kindle KDP Countdown"



Excited that the Paducah Kentucky & 'The Villages in Wildwood Florida Book Signings are coming up real soon.  We just ordered our #BookMarkers for these events, Check em' out!!

PADUCAH, Kentucky - Book Signing - May 13th, 2023

The Villages, Florida - Author Appearance - June 16th, 2023



See y'all Real Soon





Tuesday, March 14, 2023

Audiobook Review "A Masterpiece of Voice Acting"

 OUTSTANDING FUN!

Review by Rox Burkey

AUDIOBOOKREVIEWER.COM

The Home Owners Association president dies under questionable circumstances as the story begins. Kris Courtney places the listener inside a gated Central Florida-established retirement community. The resident characters get portrayed as individuals with specific outrageous habits. These people behave like unchaperoned children at a never-ending Sadie Hawkins dance with a spiked punch.


Stewart Johnson relocates to the community with help from his daughter, the lawyer. He feels more included days after moving in than in his home years after his wife died. His new neighbors make him feel right at home. He gets caught up in investigating a neighbor’s death, finding roadblocks from the community services team at every turn. Something stinks, and it’s not the fish from the pelican’s mouth.

The antics of these silver-haired, opinionated relics will keep listeners, and readers, laughing aloud, hoping they can have this much fun in retirement. These are the ultimate unfiltered comments from those who know better but don’t care. You’ll pray your inner child will enjoy this much freedom while getting into this much trouble.

The author, Kris Courtney creates a fun, light cozy mystery with well-developed characters. The story will most likely elicit at least a chuckle if not a full-on belly laugh at the fun.   He creates a story around people and issues that we can all relate to one way or another – memories, experiences, etc. This is definitely a fun and light read.

The narration by Mari Oyaizu Carson masterfully kept the voices perfect for all the characters. The story’s pace added to the excitement and tension of this satirical murder mystery. A masterpiece of voice acting that makes listening easy and impossible to pause.

I highly recommend this cozy mystery in the audiobook format. You’ll be sipping the fruity chick drinks and toasting to new friends in no time. 


Florida Retirement Is Murder 


Saturday, February 11, 2023

 @ReadersFavorite #5Star Editorial #BookReview

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Incredible Hilarious #AudioBook thru Audible at Amazon.com


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Saturday, February 4, 2023

Sleuth Adventure of Mischievous Characters

 Florida Retirement Is Murder


"Stewart finds himself among an All-Star Cast of Characters and Decidedly Un-Serious People on an Engaging Sleuth Adventure.  This Cozy Murder Mystery will have you Laughing Out-Loud!"


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Monday, January 30, 2023

Group of Decidedly Un-Serious People

 Florida Retirement Is Murder

"This group of decidedly un-serious people must do what they can to get to the bottom of the mystery."



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Friday, January 27, 2023

Editorial Review ~ Readers' Favorite

 





Lexie Fox ~ Readers' Favorite

Florida Retirement is Murder is the latest comedy-mystery from Kris Courtney. The book tells the story of widower Stewart Johnson after he retires to Florida and meets a group of fellow retirees who bring him into their community. As Stewart becomes part of the mischievous community of Snowbirds who refuse to act like grown-ups, a strange mystery begins to draw them in when they discover that a killer walks among them. Suddenly faced with a serious problem, this group of decidedly un-serious people must do what they can to get to the bottom of the mystery.

I’m always happy to read books where the twilight years are treated as something to look forward to, with new friends to make and adventures to go on, and fewer reasons than ever to take yourself too seriously. Kris Courtney has put together an excellent character study that humorously portrays its characters without letting them stray into clown-like caricatures, with the end result being a playful cast of well-realized people whom I would love to spend time with in real life. The mystery is particularly well designed and developed with many twists and turns that, combined with the characters, made for an exciting and unique sleuthing experience that will stick with readers well after they finish. Florida Retirement is Murder celebrates the joy of retirement with characters that will have you pausing your read to finish laughing, and tells an engaging mystery adventure whilst doing it. It is a book that I highly recommend to all readers.

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American Artist & Author Kris Courtney


Thursday, January 26, 2023

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'Literary Satire Fiction'
Mystery Novels

"Fun and Intriguing Story"

#5Star Review

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Sunday, January 15, 2023

Unique, Compelling, and Entertaining Murder Mystery Novel - Florida Retirement Is Murder (Editorial Review)

 

Florida Retirement Is Murder, Kris Courtney

Editorial Review  ~  Jan 15th, 2023


Florida Retirement Is Murder is a unique, compelling, and entertaining murder mystery novel laced with many thrilling and even funny moments that are guaranteed to hook and delight readers for many hours! The story laced between the pages of this book is one that captivated me from the beginning and if you are looking to read a book that will grasp your attention from the first page and hold it throughout then already I would implore you lovely readers to read this book because it is utterly brilliant!

Florida Retirement Is Murder is a unique book that stands out among the mystery and suspense genre and a book that hooked me with its many fascinating and thrilling moments that compelled me to read extremely fast! Florida Retirement Is Murder can only be described as the kind of book that is addictive; it is addictive because you will find yourself always thinking about it when it is not in your hands and you will long to read it and immerse yourself in it!

Florida Retirement Is Murder is a phenomenal book that will introduce the reader to a retirement community in Florida and it is here that we meet Stewart Johnson! Stewart is a new addition to the retirement community and he is looking forward to a fresh start and a change of scenery as he has been struggling since the passing of his wife.

It is here in Florida that the Snowbird residents take him under their wing and make him feel at home but a murder mystery is unraveling and it is up to Stewart and his fellow residents to solve the mystery before it is too late and what follows is an incredible mystery tale full of hilarious moments and unforgettable scenes! And this book lovers is the short premise of the incredible Florida Retirement Is Murder!

The story of Florida Retirement Is Murder is sensational, and I applaud the exceptional author Kris Courtney for putting a twist on the genre and making it exciting and not predictable! The fact that the story is so original and unique and incredibly entertaining at the same time shows us that Courtney is a talented wordsmith who knows how to be creative and think outside the box!

Florida Retirement Is Murder is quite simply an amazing book; amazing however is just one of the words I would use to describe Florida Retirement Is Murder as it is so much more than this. It is a fascinating tale laced with many incredible moments that will fascinate, shock, and thrill its readers, while these elements are also woven around a sensational tale that will have you on the edge of your seat. It makes for a memorable reading experience full of many ups and downs and will have you saying ”just one more page!” as it is that incredible book lovers.

As Florida Retirement Is Murder is a brilliant, mesmerizing, and thrilling story that will take you on an incredible and shocking, and funny adventure I, of course, have to award this excellent book five stars! 

So please, if you are looking to get lost in a mystery tale like no other then read this book because you will not regret it!  ~  Aimee Ann 'RedHeadedBookLover.com'



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REDHEADEDBOOKLOVER Editorial Review


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Saturday, January 14, 2023

Fun and Mystery at a Florida Retirement Community

Florida Retirement Is Murder

5Star Amazon.com #BookReview


"very fun read... a fun adventure check it out!"


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Thursday, January 12, 2023

New AUDIOBOOK Release & Distribution

 

Best Fiction Satire Audio Novel by Mari Oyaizu Carson (Narrator)

 


Laugh Out-Loud AUDIOBOOK
NEW YORK - Jan. 12, 2023 - PRLog -- Available Immediately:

Produced on ACX, an Amazon Company and distributed through Audible, Best Selling Author Kris Courtney has released his Fictional Satire Mystery on Digital Entertainment as an AUDIOBOOK.  Free Sample and Promotional Downloads are ready on multiple platforms that include Amazon, iTunes and all Apple devices!

Florida Retirement Is Murder has become the Breakout Fiction for Cozy Mystery reads in 2023 since its release on New Year's Eve - December 31st, 2022. Fans from across the Globe are enjoying the Kindle, Paperback and Hardcover with sales reaching over 50,000 pages reviewed!  With the expanded reach now of an audible version that is being translated for sale in UK, FR & DE through ACX media channels.

As described, Florida Retirement Is Murder is a collection of Hysterical Characters and a sleuth journey of overgrown dysfunctional children in a Gated Florida Retirement Community that 'Will have you Laughing Out-Loud!

As stated by the Artist:
"Mari Oyaizu Carson is a theatrical designer and voice artist living in Northern California. She likes knitting and cats. She hates writing bios."

Her voice, flexible language and vocal control makes this #Audiobook on track to be 'The Best Satire Audio Novel of 2023'

LISTEN for FREE Today!

Florida Retirement Is Murder
Snowbirds do more than just Flock

If you have ever thought about becoming a Florida Snowbird, you have to read this book!
This colorful story will fit perfectly on every shelf and screen.
Great Summer Beach Book!
Laugh Out Loud – Hilarious cast of characters.


Similar Author/Book's & Genre – Market Comparable / Comparative:
  • You're Only Old Once! by Dr. Seuss
    Dying to Retire: Murder She Wrote by Jessica Fletcher
    Excuse Me While I Disappear by Laurie Notaro
    Oops, I've Fallen by Max Monroe
    Thursday Murder Club by Richard Osman


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